Big Pappa Has Arrived (with Will Ferrell) RE-RELEASE
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2025
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Summary
Here's a super favorite: Langston and David are visited by Big Money Players head honcho, Will Ferrell, on this week's episode. Questions arise: will this guest alienate our listeners? Who is "Pappa"? Why does he want to drink pee so badly? He shares personal conspiracies regarding the cure for athlete's foot and more Stevie Wonder stories. Plus, a round of quid pro quo hoe gets him to answer the hard-hitting questions. There's no escaping this one, white devil!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | I would make you drink pee immediately if you were down. |
| 0:08.9 | If you were down, that's hilarious. |
| 0:12.5 | You'd make me drink too much pears. |
| 0:14.1 | Yeah, probably. |
| 0:16.1 | I'd have you drinking peas in the green room to warm up. |
| 0:19.6 | You got to get your body used to the pee. |
| 0:22.7 | We have a bunch of different peas for you to try to see. |
| 0:25.7 | And then you'd watch the episode and I'd still have cut out all the meat. |
| 0:28.7 | I just wanted to drink my own pee. |
| 0:30.8 | Why am I drinking other types of pee here? |
| 0:33.0 | Oh, well, Will we. |
| 0:33.9 | It's resistance training. |
| 0:36.5 | And we're not filming any of this. |
| 0:39.7 | Hey, relax, Will. |
| 0:41.3 | You wanted to be on the show. |
| 0:42.6 | Listen. |
| 0:44.0 | PSP, my man. |
| 0:45.7 | Come on. |
| 0:46.3 | Take a swing. |
| 0:50.2 | The government growing babies. |
| 0:53.3 | Microchips in your anise |
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