Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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- Which host is the most Catholic?
- Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
- You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
- Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
- Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
- If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
- Spencer makes funeral arrangements
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Jason, we never get to be a resource for you in this in so many different ways. |
| 0:04.1 | I can't wait to see where this is going. |
| 0:06.7 | I know where this is going and I actually want to start it with a question. |
| 0:09.6 | Yeah, go ahead. |
| 0:11.2 | Who is the most, Jason said he in a DM, he said he's the least Catholic host on this show. |
| 0:18.0 | Who is the most Catholic? |
| 0:19.7 | Ironically, it's Spencer. Spencer? Yeah, because I don't practice, right? |
| 0:23.2 | So that doesn't know. That makes you the most Catholic. |
| 0:26.2 | I also don't practice. That makes me the most Catholic because I have never practiced. |
| 0:31.7 | No, no, no. I am the most Catholic because I did as a child and then as a teen abandoned it, |
| 0:37.3 | had a flirtation as an adult with it, |
| 0:39.3 | and then dropped it in favor of militant atheism. |
| 0:42.6 | That is one flavor of Catholic. |
| 0:44.0 | Except you're not a militant atheist. |
| 0:45.9 | I'm not really a. |
| 0:46.8 | You're agnostic about your militant atheism. |
| 0:50.8 | Agnostic doesn't describe how far I want to be. |
| 0:53.2 | But that also describes most Catholics I know. See, like, here's Spencer and Ryan, who, Ryan, are, y'all don't attend. No. Y'all don't have a church house. No. I haven't, I haven't regularly attended Mass since law school, and even that was just here and there. Okay, so you made it, you made it longer than Spencer. |
| 1:17.1 | Yeah. You guys, I feel like you guys both live out the true principles of the Holy Catholic and apostolic church as in the parts where, you know, you love your neighbor and take care of the stick |
| 1:22.5 | and whatnot. So that's a tie there, but just chronologically, I think, I think you make it, I think you have to be in first |
| 1:30.8 | by just a little bit. |
| 1:32.3 | You're edging out Spencer, who was raised Catholic and did not practice as an adult. |
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