Holiday Throwback Episode: Santa Claus, Hand Job, 11:11

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

This episode originally aired on December 19, 2024. Sarah shakes things up by trying something with her left hand. Plus, she explores Santa Claus’ roots, offers marijuana dosing advice, and helps a young woman through a second wave of grief. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey there, it's Julia Louis Dreyfus. I'm back with a new season of Wiser Than Me,
0:07.8	the show where I sit down with remarkable older women and soak up their stories, their humor,
0:14.6	and their hard-earned wisdom. Every conversation leaves me a little smarter and definitely more inspired.
0:22.0	And yes, I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get her take on it all.
0:28.7	Wiser than me from Lemonade Media premieres November 12th, wherever you get your podcasts.
0:42.1	Music Get Your Podcasts. Lemonada.
0:46.6	Oh!
0:49.1	Hey.
0:52.1	Hey.
0:53.7	Hey. I want to...
0:55.3	Hi.
0:56.0	Hi.
0:56.9	Hey, you fuck on.
0:59.2	Hey.
1:00.8	Hey, everyone, it's your old pal Sarah Silverman, and I don't know if this is enough to start.
1:05.6	I really have nothing, but I did write down a joke last night.
1:09.3	I just remembered, and now I've got to see what it is.
1:13.4	Oh.
1:15.5	I like to give my boyfriend handjobs with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.
1:23.4	The reaction of stone cold silence is really in my Q zone.
1:31.2	I can see Charles is laughing.
1:33.0	I don't know if it's out of sympathy.
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