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The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Throwback Episode: Okay Groomer, Semen, Hemorrhoids

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.64.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

This episode originally aired on December 5, 2024. Sarah high fives a cactus. Plus, she brainstorms names for a new dog salon, ponders plastic surgery, and helps a gay man who’s afraid of semen. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Follow Sarah Silverman @sarahkatesilverman on Instagram and @sarahksilverman on TikTok. And stay up to date with us @LemonadaMedia on X, Facebook, and Instagram. For a list of current sponsors and discount codes for this and every other Lemonada show, go to lemonadamedia.com/sponsors. Joining Lemonada Premium is a great way to support our show and get bonus content. Subscribe today at bit.ly/lemonadapremium. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:11.6

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0:16.0

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0:45.3

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0:51.3

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0:55.3

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1:02.5

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1:06.6

Hey!

1:10.1

Hey!

1:13.6

Hey! Hey, I Hey Hey Hi

1:15.6

Hi

1:16.6

Hi

1:17.6

You're fuck up

1:18.6

Hey

1:19.6

Hi everybody

1:21.6

It's your old pal Sarah

1:22.6

I did something so funny

1:26.6

Funny Stupid But it's stupid funny.

1:31.7

You know, I told you about how I had a really hard day, and then I finally went out for a run and that, like, broke the fever of this, like, rage inside me.

1:41.7

And once that fever broke, and I don't know if I mentioned this when I told you

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