Hey Teresa, I got a present for you for Valentine's Day.

What is it?

I did the research for this one.

It's Schmannners! Hello internet. I'm your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife

host Teresa McElroy. This is going to be the first of our holiday specials you

know Valentine's Day is coming out this weekend and we

figured there's a lot of traditions there's a lot of history behind it there's a lot of

etiquette around Valentine's Day so we wanted to jump in and do a quick

special and as a present to my wife I handle the research for this one so that she could prepare for our regular episode which will be coming out tomorrow.

It was one of the nicest surprises I've ever received and I hate surprise presents.

She hates surprises.

I always want to know. I always want to know. I can say in general, our Valentine's days have always been pretty laid back I think

last year was the first year we actually got to celebrate because we weren't working

right we used to work at Cincinnati Shakespeare Company and it was a fun time, but we often had to work on Valentine's Day.

And last year was the first year that we didn't, and we like went out to eat.

We didn't. Also, because we're dumb, like we went out to eat, didn't make a reservation, didn't think like, oh, this might be an end.

We just like rolled up to a restaurant, like, we'd like a table please. And they're like, okay, it's going to be like two hours.

I'm like, oh. But the funny thing is, they handed us one of those,

no, no, wait, this was a different place.

Okay, so they took my cell phone number

and they were gonna text us when our table was ready.

So we walk around the block, we're going to go like, you know, pre-game

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