House Guests

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Etiquette, Society & Culture, Schmanners, Travis Mcelroy, History Of Etiquette, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Mcelroy

4.7 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2016

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Come in, come in! We're so glad you could come visit the podcast! Here's a towel and feel free to eat anything in the fridge! Are you unsure how to behave as a house guest? Do you know how to properly host a house guest? Can you use the stuff in their shower? Do you have to stay in bed til everyone is awake? What do you do if you have to go to work while some one is visiting? What if you get sick of each other? What if they won't leave?! What's the deal with pineapples?!?! Well, don't worry friend, we've got you covered!

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0:00.0	Hey Teresa, do you want to come over to my house and record an episode of Schmanners?
0:03.2	But I live here.
0:04.8	Okay, but don't stay too long.
0:06.5	It's Schmanners! Hello. Hello internet. I'm your husband's host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife
0:28.7	host Teresa McElroy and as we said in our hilarious intro, this is Schmanners.
0:33.8	Extraordinary etiquette.
0:35.2	For ordinary occasions.
0:36.8	Now, Teresa, we have been house guests.
0:40.6	We have had house guests. Yes, you matched my inflection very well there my dear.
0:45.0	Couch surfing has kind of become a thing. Were you around when people did that? Do people still do that?
0:52.0	I had a friend in Cincinnati who opened her house up to like a you
0:56.2	know couch surfing online network that was basically like she said I've got a
1:00.5	couch as long as they're vetted by this network.
1:03.4	They can come stay on my couch anytime and the idea of that creeps me out.
1:08.0	Yeah, it's a little creepy.
1:10.2	I wouldn't want to couch surf on a couch that I didn't already know.
1:14.5	Does that make sense?
1:16.1	Yeah.
1:17.1	Let's get into the nitty gritty.
1:19.6	The how you say nitty gritty having house guests I think that all the work should
1:27.6	really be done before they get here because once they get here, you're like too involved in having fun with them and getting away from them.
1:38.8	Well I feel like, okay, just to be, I'm on your side, I agree with with you here and we can go down that avenue.
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