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🗓️ 16 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:16.4 | So let's talk about holiday shopping, the stress of holiday shopping. |
| 0:19.7 | This is something I am an expert on. |
| 0:22.7 | Of course, I say I'm an expert on many things and I believe my own bullshit. |
| 0:26.0 | But for the purposes of this conversation, you can throw away what I say or keep it. |
| 0:30.4 | So it's the holiday season. |
| 0:31.7 | And it comes up really quickly because you're thinking about Thanksgiving and you're planning. |
| 0:35.3 | And then all of a sudden, Thanksgiving is over and you get smacked then all of a sudden Thanksgiving is over and |
| 0:37.6 | you get smacked like wait why is the tree not up wait I didn't buy anything what are we doing oh my god |
| 0:42.4 | now everything that I'm trying to buy ships December 23rd like arrives December 23rd I tried to buy a bunch |
| 0:48.9 | of gifts yesterday from one place that I think would be a great gift and it was like arrives |
| 0:52.9 | December 18th to the 22nd. |
| 0:54.7 | I'll already be away and then how am I getting it out to people? So basically, you're behind |
| 0:59.6 | the eight ball the minute that fucking turkey is in your mouth. So you got to be lean. |
| 1:04.6 | You got to think smart. Now, I have a gift cabinet, multiple gift cabinets, because there |
| 1:09.7 | are things that I'll buy. I just bought a bunch of caviar servers. They were on sale. So those are just wrapped and elite gifts. It could be someone's wedding throughout the year. It could be someone for the holidays. It's that more elite gift that's expensive that, like, you just don't know who you're going to want to give to. And then I'll have things like leather key chains that I've purchased that I just in there, or like fuzzy socks that could be added to something, or furry wine bags that will be paired with coasters or glasses or something to elevate it. |
| 1:37.5 | So basically, I am a re-gifter that will elevate gifts. |
| 1:42.2 | I'm a buyer of luxury. |
| 1:44.2 | It could be Hermes or it was going to be Cartier because people want to get that nice box. |
| 1:49.8 | I'm a buyer of things that are on sale that you buy in bulk. |
| 1:54.6 | But one of the big things, particularly for men, I go-to gifts every year for men. |
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