What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

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you're scared jason oh the first i hope you're

happy the first note the hands over the microphone made it much louder

yeah the physics yeah Yeah, go figure.

Welcome to the spitballers. We are here again.

347th time we've been at this desk talking about it. Wow, 350 coming up. Important things.

And then after 350 comes 365. Okay. Oh, that would be. You know what? No, no. No, I'll go 366. We don't want to. Just for the leap year. Yeah, yeah. Just for the leapier weirdos. A show a day. Yeah. Incredible. Keeps the doctor away.

It's, we've heard a lot of feedback that people like this show.

Doesn't make any sense. Yeah, we, we want to, we always are like, let's stop doing this.

They're like, oh, people are like.

We like it.

You can't.

So here we are.

Would you rather on today's show? We're drafting things that are noisy.

Josh is the number one pick, obviously, so we're going to disqualify him from. He's the, he's the noisiest. He is the noisiest. I mean, he is the 101. He is the way. I was planning on bringing him up on the, okay, what did we not draft? Is like Papa Josh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Any thoughts, Papa Josh? Are you already? You guys aren't wrong. Oh, he knows his volume. The number of times I've been told to be quiet at work is, I mean, is how many days have you been at work? Yeah. Because it's two times that. More than 347. Tell you that. him and Austin Powers

have trouble controlling the volume of their voice.

Yeah.

No, you know everything Josh is thinking. You could hear his inner monologue out loud. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is a delight. We're also doing... I need to use the bathroom. We're like, whoa, Josh, that's a... That's just an inside. Just go. Just go to the bathroom. Don't stop. I just used the bathroom.

All right. We're like, whoa, Josh, that's a, that's a, that's just an inside. Just go. Just go to the bathroom.

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