What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Dootap, poop, pot,oo japp doodoo da fow

all right

we're just going to back to a classic

I think he went back to his bag of tricks

let's just make it a nice and easy

a little smooth jazz

nobody does more poop as than you

and the whisper voice I am in need of a good poo-pat right now. So. This show might end up being shorter? Yeah, I'm going to have to run. Take a poo-pack. Now, I hope you know we don't have the time to, like, cut and let you go to the bathroom. So if you have to go, you got to go, like, and we'll keep doing the show.

Okay. Now, I hope you know we don't have the time to, like, cut and let you go to the bathroom. So if you have to go, you got to go, like, and we'll keep doing the show.

Okay, that's fine. And then any audio that comes through comes through and then you're back.

I wish we had, you know, wireless microphone so I could take you with a real experience, you know, a 3D environment.

Welcome in, Spitballers, episode 279.

What'd you rather on the show today?

Who cares about that?

What's the real segment?

Well, we're doing a draft, a candy store, Battle Royale.

Who cares about awesome?

My favorite Battle Royale drafts.

What's the real segment? We got we got liar liar on the show today

which uh i found out this morning is very stressful for al to prepare he cares too much about winning

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