What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?

It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.

Hey now, brown cow how's about you gave me some milk?

What?

I don't even understand.

What was...

That's Dr. Seuss? I got off the timing. I have no voice. If you didn't notice, it's going away. It's gone. I mean, I can't have a voice for every show. No, no, no. But you've had it for thousands. Thousands of shows. Well, 289 shows, to be exact. Well, on this podcast. Yeah. But, no, we knew this is going to be a problem. Yeah, that's a Dr. Seuss book, Mike. Yeah. The guy makes the, wait, that's not the sound effect book, is it? I don't know. I don't know. I'm like 40. I mean, I read that thing last time when I was like six. All right. I remember the rhyme. I'm sorry, everybody. How now Brown Cow? Yeah. Oh, that's not a Seuss book. It's not? It's a teaching tool used to demonstrate the diphton. Well, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, which I've learned real good about that, but it was written by. What is that? Alice, uh, shirtle. Okay. I don't want to know anymore. Well, I wanted to credit the author properly. Absolutely. They're probably waiting for that. I love that. It's to teach me something that I don't want to know anymore. Well, I wanted to credit the author properly. Absolutely.

They're probably waiting for that.

I love that.

It's to teach me something that I don't know what it is. What was that word? A diphtong. A diphton. A diphton, I believe. Diff? You say diphton. Oh, do you? Yeah. It's pH. I know. I trust you

He doesn't know

Me? Yeah you

I'm 100% know

What is it?

A diphthong is a sound form by the combination Of you're reading it Get out of here And a single syllable Get out of here But it is diphtong I do know Hey Now Brown cow is a diphton Yes And that's what I was trying to show you The combination of of two vowels. It's definitely pronounced diphthong. No, it is not. According to everything else it is. Maybe not to you? Why do you feel like you're the pro here? Because I know the word. I see, I'm seeing dip. I mean, it is spelled. I just played it with my unmuted laptop and it said diphton. It looks like dip thang to me. Oh, dip thang, yeah. It's got the A with the two dots. Check that up. What? Why is, what? Why is an A with two dots over it. Aw? Yeah.

The a...

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

But we're spelling it with an O.

Why don't we just use that letter?

I wish I wouldn't have done it.

Yeah, but it spurred a very vigorous conversation.

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