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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

Holding Hands and Praying

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jay tries to cheer Bobby up by doing shoulder dances made famous by P Diddy. Bob was in Florida for gigs with Mike Calta and was asked to join a prayer circle in public. Jay is getting fond of certain A.I. videos that show grandmothers getting thrown through a wall. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.

0:07.8

Man, say what you will, but I agree with you, Bobby.

0:10.8

Diddy can do no wrong in my eyes.

0:13.4

Now, I stopped keeping up with him in about 2015.

0:17.4

Has there been any new news?

0:19.0

No, he's pretty much doing the same stuff, just, you know, making good music. Ain't going nowhere? Having great parties. No, he's not going anywhere. He's a bad boy for life. He's only going somewhere for, I think, a few months. But he'll be back. No, he's going somewhere for four years. Yeah. Serve time, baby.

0:38.4

I want to hear some beats. I don't think that's happening. What? I think he's going to go for four years. I was just joking, Jay. I joke, and then you go with me, and then we... What's the joke? You're just saying the wrong time? I was just joking. It was a fucking joke. I think you're calling mistakes, jokes. No, it wasn't a mistake. It was just a few months. It was a cute little joke. I thought you were going to yes amy, but you're fucking joke. I think you're calling mistakes jokes. No, it wasn't a mistake.

0:55.1

It was just a few months.

0:56.1

It was a cute little joke.

1:07.7

I thought you were going to yes am me, but you're fucking investigating again. What could I have done with that? Well, just go with it. I don't know. Throw it up. You're a professional. Yeah, a few months. Yeah. Black Lou? Your thoughts? Fuck you.

1:09.4

Hey, they're not all winners, Jay.

1:11.6

You know, it's Monday, baby. Yeah, but if you didn't call it out,

1:13.2

everyone was what I thought

1:14.0

that you really had made Fuck you Hey they're not all winners Jay You know it's Monday baby But if you didn't call it out Everyone is would have thought Maybe you had the date I'm in a bad mood Why I know I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna fucking bad mood Because I was fucking Yeah you're gonna Oh your happiness Your Monday fucking joy is bugging me. Going nowhere.

1:46.6

Huh? Why are you in a bad mood? Is it Jacob's shit again for a change? No, it's not Jake. Jacob's face doesn't help when he shows up. Hi, Bob. It looks like he is upset with you when you first come in. Yeah, when he comes in. I'm in a slightly less good mood since I came in this room and saw Jacob than I was, but I'm still in a good mood. I feel like Jacob looks all the time.

1:47.1

Really?

1:47.4

Yeah.

2:04.8

Why? Not that bad. Not that bad. Okay, okay. Good. Good. Don't be concerned. That seems like I'm worried about you. No, I was a fucking, you know, you ever just wake up? And it's like, ugh, you know, my wife's voice was, she just has a tone.

2:06.8

Everything is a fucking tone.

2:07.5

Oh, you're happy.

2:08.3

It's sicks me.

2:09.7

Makes me sick.

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