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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Jay starts a debate over who aged more poorly, Sebastian Bach or Axl Rose? | Christine gets written into Jay's will and gets the house if something happens to him. | There are bongos in the studio and Jacob must respond only in percussion beats. | DJ Lou gets a colonoscopy and finds unexpected pleasure. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Do every endless day, I wanna hear you say, and would I remember you?
0:14.0	You.
0:16.0	Damn, he's so talented. Why he's such a fucking cunt face of a guy? God, he's good. I don't fucking hate his guts. I love his voice. His voice is the best. He's him and the guy from three days of greatest. The only people I'd ever fight at Skangfest. A bunch of old men. You're going to fight? A bunch of old men swinging for the fences. fences I'm gonna fucking cave skid rose chest in
0:39.5	You're gonna punch him in their barrel chests
0:41.1	I think I could beat the shit at a Sebastian Bach
0:44.2	Yeah now you could
0:45.2	He's got a little stick legs in a huge upper torso
0:47.8	He was never jacked or anything
0:50.0	His head is massive now
0:52.3	Yeah big target
0:53.2	I mean his head got so big He's gonna be Easter Island statues. And his legs is still the same size. It's weird. He looks like he's in Edward Cisorhand. He's fucking stinks. Out of all the rock stars that fell off, I feel like his, he was one of the hardest. No, Axel Rose.
1:11.3	Axel Rose. We just talked about that, dude. Axel Rose is... My motherfucker aged like a fucking open orange. Yeah, he looks bad. But I think he actually, he got really bad now. He looks slightly better. No. No, dude. No, his teeth are all fucking. He looks like a... He's just fucked up Jackal Lemon.
1:26.3	He's crazy.
1:27.2	He's crazy.
1:27.7	He's crazy.
1:28.5	He's just his hair,
1:29.5	his friccased and fucked up.
1:31.2	Why he? all fucked. He looks like a... He's fucked up. Jackal Lemon. He's crazy. He's crazy.
1:27.7	He's just his hair,
1:29.5	his friccated and fucked up. Why he's not... Well, put them side by side. Sebastian. By Sebastian Bach. I mean, look how good looking he was back then. That's what I'm saying. Jesus. I'm talking about the fall, Robert. He was gorgeous. Wow.
1:43.2	Now he's a crud.
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