Riot Girl Face

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Sometimes people go wild at graduation and perform spontaneous fun dances. | Jacob read The Godfather book and Jay is amazed because he can't stand the movie. | Bobby references his sexy actress friend and Jay picks her apart. Jacob likes a woman with "Riot Girl Face" and creates a new term. | Bob likes to kiss his wife's belly and calls her up to see how she feels about it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.0	Man, Black Lou just was forced to witness the whitest thing he's ever been a part of.
0:15.4	And he's been on a boat.
0:19.0	Is that the whitest thing?
0:21.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:21.9	I mean voluntarily.
0:23.7	Yes.
0:25.3	Being on a boat involuntarily is a very black thing.
0:28.5	That is a...
0:29.9	That may be the blackest thing there ever was.
0:31.7	That's blacker than rap.
0:32.9	I'm just saying, is that the...
0:34.4	You know what I mean?
0:35.5	Forced boat rides is blacker than rap.
0:55.1	You heard it here first. That's the most woke thing I've ever said. A forced. A forced boat ride is blacker than rap. Yeah, black person never wants to be like, get on that boat. Oh, absolutely. If anyone's sex trafficked in a thing, you just go, damn it, dude, this must be what black people felt like.
1:01.4	It's so funny, too, because you see all the carnival cruises and they're all, all the, you know, all the black people and it's all black people.
1:01.4	Yeah.
1:01.8	I wonder if they would have done that on the ships.
1:04.6	Just line danced?
1:06.0	Like, I wonder if the coming over there would like, this is going to be great.
1:09.4	I know.
1:10.1	They should have really, if they just acted blacker getting on the boat, they probably would have been like, you know guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, let's rethink this. You know what? At some point, we wanna hear our own voices or something, you know what I mean? Or we might be hear ourselves talk. I don't know, man, they're all over the place and their butts are so big it's
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