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Hey guys, this is a super special episode for me. Listen, I don't like to count the chickens

before they hatch and I have been working on something that I am so excited to share with you guys.

It's been kind of in the making behind the scenes for a while and I'm so excited to share it

with my listeners because you guys are my very best friends. I love you more than anything,

even though I've never met most of you and you couldn't literally be terrible people. But like,

I just love you guys so much and that's why I wanted you to be the first ones to hear my new

project that I'm working on. It's called Surviving Coronavirus for the second time.

I don't want to be conceded because I am conceded but coronavirus is literally obsessed with me.

Like, so into me wants to fuck DTF lives inside of me. I'm like, no, stop, please, like zinc,

a regular oil face master like no bitch. We love you. We want a party with you and then they crawl

up inside of me and vacate my respiratory tract and now I've had coronavirus twice in the

past three months and let me tell you she is living. She's laughing. She is loving. Let's talk

shit about people on the internet for a second because that's, you know, we never do that.

I am so unsubscribing to the doomsday Dana's on the Interweb that just can't fucking help

themselves. This is why people are guarded on the internet. So obviously I have Tourette's. I'm

the face of the Tourette's movement and I physically, emotionally and quite literally cannot censor

myself. Like I can't keep anything in the vault. Andrews talks about this with me all the time. He's

like, do you have to share like everything? Like you are a critical overshare. I'm going to say

something that's not going to land well. I wasn't going to say this. I'm going to say this.

Way back when early vaccination days, I might have frequented a back alley medical practice

for spare shots and lied about being a caretaker of an elderly Jewish woman with a flare for

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