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She's broken, she's feeble, she's international.

It's 5 a.m. Everyone bear with me, I sound like a 75 year old Jewish woman from the Bronx

with a bit of a trachean infection. I can't believe people still smoke in Europe like actual

cigarettes. Get a VAP, you fucked them low, Zab, so basic. Just in case you're wondering,

that is my anodeleviant pressure. Since I'm perpetually late to every party pop culture,

metaphorically speaking, I just watched Inventing Anna and it took me on a ride. Okay, I loved every second.

It's like kind of horrible but also amazing. I wasn't going to say this publicly, but here we are.

Last week I was at a pub in London by myself having truffle devil eggs and 15 martinis.

They have a very tight measuring system over there. You ask for a martini, you're getting a

fimbled of water down vodka with like a rogue castel vatrano olive. You know, you ask them for a

blue cheese olive. They're going to check your pulse and put you in a 5150. They're like, what the

fuck? Why would you put cheese in an olive in vodka? And I'm like, you know what? Live a little.

So I'm sitting having drinks by myself enjoying my devil eggs, which by the way,

talk about a serial killer, aperteif. If you're having devil eggs in vodka alone at a bar at 8 pm,

you know, it's not a great look, but it's who I am. And she lives unabashedly authentic.

So after a couple of tini's, I, you know, I started perusing the internet and I saw some anodelevi

prison sketches go on auction and being a philanthropist and a patron of the arts. Also, I couldn't

really shop in London because they took away the tax refund. Boris, I've got some problems with

you. Boris is the prime minister of London or England or Brexit. I don't really know. What I do

know is that Boris can suck my uncircumcised dick. Okay. Because all I wanted to do was for the

first time go to London and, you know, buy a David coma dress on sale. And I bought it and they're

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