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Hockey Primer 2.0

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Go! My Favorite Sports Team

Sports News, Sports, Comedy, News

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 39 minutes

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It’s finally here! An episode that you've begged, pleaded, insisted, j'accused your elegant hosts for! While temperatures outside are still hot enough to melt the ice, Tyler dives right in, guiding baby Markiplier through the sport of hockey in a way so different than the last hockey primer that you'd think it was an entirely different sport! Grab your sticks, toss a puck & maybe even an octopus, and enjoy ;P Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hello, elegant listeners and viewers, and welcome to GO!


My favorite sports team, the ultimate sports podcast where you absolutely love your hosts, and those would be me, I'm Tyler, and I'm joined with Mark.


This is your sign, you should do the first option of that thing that you've always been thinking about, so do it.


Yeah, the first try is always the best.


Hold on, I just don't want to done that. I just realized the implication. I've been saying terrible things.


Hi, I'm an idiot. I just said something really stupid, so I'm, nah, that's people are gonna say that I'm racist or something.


I can't do that.


That's not what it was. It's like a bad math thing. I don't know where I'm going with this. This is the worst beginning to anything ever.


Hi, I'm Mark. I don't know sports. I'm Tyler. I do know sports. I already said my name, but it's fine.


Oh, man, what's up? Oh, man, how are you, Tyler?


I'm good. Thanks for asking. We're here.


I've tried to load jacuzes. They're not working. Is this an awkward pause for a reason? I've tried to pull up. It's doing that thing where it's like,


oh, we got nothing. And I'm like, oh, I think you do today. Today is the day that I finally face the hockey fans again.




Today is the day where we have the hockey primer 2.0. Wow, because the NHL season kicks off next month.


We got hockey coming up. It's exciting. You ready? Are you ready to be better informed and better educated on hockey?


Oh, yeah, yeah, yes, I am. Well, today, Mark, have you ever heard of a sport called hockey in your life?


No, not at all. Now imagine a giant thing device. I think of, okay, got it. Skates, hockey players, sticks, pucks, goals, goalies and pads.


I'm aroused. All right. Uh-huh. Now the ice melts. Okay.


Now they're playing the sport of octopush. Also known as underwater hockey.


Oh, wow. Great. Octopush. That's terrible. That's awful. I wish you wouldn't have said that. I don't even know what that's about.


I haven't even gotten to the jacuzes yet. I don't even know what I'm doing here. I haven't done anything.


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