Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 1

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It’s giving season, and in this episode, Gwenna and Tori explore the essence of the 'Three Gs' of Christmas: Gratitude, Giving, and Gifts. The conversation encompasses helping your kids understand the significance of gratitude, as well as recounting a few of their own gifting mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to Child Proof by Vetch's Media, I'm Guenaleth Lund.
0:10.6	And I'm Tori Phantom.
0:12.1	This episode is dedicated to every parent who still feels like a kid every Christmas morning.
0:17.6	Yes.
0:18.6	I have never slept all the way through a Christmas Eve since birth.
0:23.2	There's magic in a Christmas Eve and I want to feel all of it.
0:27.7	I've never slept through a night, but especially on Christmas Eve.
0:32.8	Let's talk about Christmas, though.
0:35.4	First, we got to start the timer.
0:39.0	OK, so in Christmas, I think there are the three Gs of Christmasing.
0:47.5	You have so many acronyms, sayings.
0:51.4	I do.
0:52.4	It's almost like you should have a book or something.
0:54.7	It's so weird.
0:56.0	How I've heard that a few times, as a TikTok sensation, I did actually make a book.
1:01.5	You can pre-order it.
1:03.2	But the three find all the letters.
1:08.4	So many acronyms.
1:09.4	Look, I was raised in a military household.
1:11.4	That's what it is.
1:12.4	Have you ever been around military?
1:14.4	Yeah.
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