Ho Ho Ho MFers Pt. 2

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Caution: Christmas spoilers ahead—proceed with care! In this episode, Gwenna and Tori chat about the magic of Christmas, from Dancer, Prancer, Donner, and Blitzen, to the iconic red man himself. This leads them to the one question that occupies the minds of parents during the holiday season: Is Santa Claus a lie we tell our kids? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Child Proof by Petch's Media.
0:08.8	I'm Tori Phantom and I'm Guana Leithland.
0:11.8	This podcast is dedicated to parents who can't wait for school to start again, even though
0:15.3	Christmas break hasn't even started yet, but Christmas changes kids and they're going
0:18.2	to pull their air out.
0:20.8	That was a lot.
0:22.8	Are you okay?
0:25.1	I am so good.
0:27.2	I'm so ready for Christmas.
0:30.0	If you listened to last week's episode, you know that we were talking Christmas and
0:36.3	we were going to continue to talking Christmas.
0:39.6	That was in English.
0:40.8	But before we start, I need you to listen to me very carefully.
0:45.0	We're going to parry you about this right now.
0:50.6	The following episode is not safe for small ears.
0:55.0	Your children should, under no circumstances, listen to this episode with you.
1:01.2	Spoilers ahead, we will be talking about things that many of our listeners like to not
1:09.4	let their kids know about around this time of year.
1:13.5	There are spoilers.
1:14.6	There are definitely day ruining spoilers.
1:19.2	Do not let your kids listen to this episode with you if you are not ready or have not
1:24.6	already had a very Christmasy discussion about a certain person who loves Christmas just
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