His Heartfelt Anniversary Letter Will Bring You To Tears...Of Laughter!
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🗓️ 26 October 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it the virtue I K Lee. It's a very very special time for K Lee and his wife right now. Yeah. Yep. Today's our anniversary |
| 0:08.3 | Congrats, man. Happy anniversary. How many years? |
| 0:11.6 | Tommy just asked me that and I was like, uh, I think |
| 0:15.6 | Nine, man. Yeah, because you figured it out. I then followed up the question. Do you even know what year you got married? |
| 0:21.4 | Yeah, I do. I'm 2014. He finally got it. Okay. So I had to do the math for him. Yeah. |
| 0:28.2 | What's the percentage of your friends that would have said that this marriage was going to last nine years? |
| 0:33.7 | I don't know. That's a good question. A lot of my, um, like, true friends are dead, dead or in jail. |
| 0:43.3 | Okay. I think there's only a few lingering that are left. Sorry about my voice, by the way. Oh, no. The ladies are loving it right now. You're good. It's extra deep. |
| 0:59.1 | So I figured, you know, I, we talked a few weeks back on the show. I hooked my wife up. I kind of surprised her. I redid her a wedding ring. That was a family heirloom. |
| 1:09.3 | And normally I don't post a lot on social media. Like everybody else feels like obligated to make the mother's day post, |
| 1:17.6 | any anniversary, but some, some got in me. Yeah. And I took out my quill. |
| 1:26.6 | And put it to paper. Yeah. Sort of. |
| 1:31.4 | Yeah. I'm going to try to keep it together here. This is going to be pretty funny. |
| 1:34.2 | Oh, so this is your anniversary love letter to your wife, Aaron, after nine blissful years of marriage. |
| 1:41.0 | Absolutely. Sweet. Yes. Ready? My dearest, Aaron, as I sit by the heart. |
| 1:47.8 | The flames dancing like distant memories. I am filled with profound gratitude for the tapestry of years we've woven together. |
| 1:56.1 | On this anniversary in a time when our nation is torn asunder by relentless waves of political divide, inflation, high interest rates, supply chain issues, wars ranging, |
| 2:08.1 | wars raging in distant lands and the lingering effects of COVID. My heart brims with appreciation for the battles we've confronted and conquered. |
| 2:17.4 | Not with bayonets and kids. But yeah, but with the weapons of love and unwavering devotion to every hand winking right now. |
| 2:28.1 | It's all it's going on. Nine years ago. Man. Yes. Absolutely. |
| 2:35.3 | So in my voice, you, my beloved wife and the mother of our treasure trio, I have three kids, by the way. |
| 2:41.6 | I had had any unwavering. That's the part we were confused by. |
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