“His Funny Face”

It's a Wonderful Lie

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Comedy

4.6 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE is a 12 part short-form comedy podcast that imagines the hilarious “truth” hidden in your holiday newsletters. Today, Ashley reads Holly & Greg a letter from a family who gets to spend Christmas on the beach but we shouldn’t be jealous because they had a coupon. Follow our hosts on Instagram: Ashley: @indyashflowers Holly: @hollylaurent Greg: @heygreghesss

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0:00.0	Hello there and happy holidays! If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning
0:08.1	to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,
0:14.5	fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.
0:21.5	And so we've collected a few Christmas news letters for some festive fun. Names and
0:26.8	locations have been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years,
0:32.9	it's that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.
0:44.3	Merry Christmas, happy holidays everyone and welcome back to It's a Wonderful Lie.
0:50.0	I'm Ashley Flowers with Holly Laurent. Hello everyone and Sizzle's greetings.
0:55.5	And Greg has. Hello everyone. I don't know why I just put a British accent.
0:59.2	Let's also every fun. Well it's because of the guy at the intro. Like he gets me wanting to talk
1:03.2	about it. I just can't. Totally yeah, that's my tiny Tim. I have a good letter today. I think there's
1:10.6	a few lies that we can spot, like kind of sift through, but I'm also like a little bit jealous. So
1:17.3	in this letter they actually get to go somewhere for Christmas. Like they're doing a destination
1:22.6	Christmas. I know all I want in the world right now. I mean it could be anywhere. Is it good
1:28.6	destination? Have you always ever actually had a destination Christmas? I don't know if I've had
1:33.6	a Christmas away on Christmas day. I'm sure we did at some point in my family, like a grandparent's
1:39.7	house or something like that. Florida. That's not a destination. I know, but I don't think we ever
1:45.2	took like a trip saying like Christmas. Yeah, it was always like home for the holidays. I know. I
1:50.0	wish we could. You know where I would go. I love anything. England, London. I'm just I love
1:55.2	oh, I love it. Oh, you should talk to the guy in the intro. I love him. I would go to that little cottage
2:02.0	that's in what's that camera Diaz and Kate Winslet move the holiday in the holiday. I got you.
2:06.9	I would go especially love this. This is where Greg Quix the podcast. It just becomes a moment.
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