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It's a Wonderful Lie

“A Clothes Line & An Egg Timer”

It's a Wonderful Lie

audiochuck

Comedy

4.62.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE is a 12 part short-form comedy podcast that imagines the hilarious “truth” hidden in your holiday newsletters. Today, Ashley reads Holly & Greg a letter from a woman who’s investing a lot of money into hobbies she hates. Follow our hosts on Instagram: Ashley: @indyashflowers Holly: @hollylaurent Greg: @heygreghesss

Transcript

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0:00.0

No, hello there and happy holidays. If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning

0:08.1

to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

0:14.5

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

0:21.5

And so we've collected a few Christmas newsletters for some festive fun. Names and locations have

0:27.5

been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years, it's

0:33.2

that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

0:44.3

Welcome back to It's a Wonderful Lie. I'm Ashley Flowers. We have Holly Laurent.

0:49.8

Hey everybody, and Greg Hess. Here we go. All right, you guys. Never ceases to

0:54.9

amaze me these letters that we have found are beyond truly. It's been a Christmas miracle.

1:02.8

Let's just keep getting better and better. I'm having the time of my little Christmas life.

1:06.6

I know. I'm really, it's, you know, the reason for this is I'm getting like jazz. I don't think

1:10.5

I've ever been this excited for Christmas in such a world where like it honestly has been one

1:14.8

of the worst Christmases, but this is exactly what I needed. So even if no one else likes this podcast,

1:19.0

I'm having a good time. That's it. So are we? Well, in this letter, there's actually a

1:24.8

little bit of a debate about whether die hard is a Christmas movie, a debate that has been going on

1:30.2

since die hard was a movie. Right. What is your right to favorite Christmas movie? Oh, I'm going

1:35.0

home alone all the way. I just always loved I feel like home alone was the first Christmas movie

1:39.2

as a kid that I really was like, this is a movie for me on Christmas. And I could still, I think I

1:46.0

still dial into that excitement of home alone on Christmas. I'm so surprised you said that. Really?

1:49.9

Because I you I've always said your favorite movie of all time is White Christmas. Well, that's true.

1:53.9

But that's my favorite movie of all time, but I think my favorite Christmas movie is Home Alone.

1:58.0

I love the home alone soundtrack. Sometimes I just play the soundtrack. Yeah, totally. Around the house.

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