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It's a Wonderful Lie

“Back In Our Castle”

It's a Wonderful Lie

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Comedy

4.62.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE is a 12 part short-form comedy podcast that imagines the hilarious “truth” hidden in your holiday newsletters. Today, Ashley reads Holly & Greg a letter from a family who finally finished their home renovations and now mom and dad are ready to hit the high seas. Follow our hosts on Instagram: Ashley: @indyashflowers Holly: @hollylaurent Greg: @heygreghesss

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0:00.0

Hello there and happy holidays! If you're like me, your mailbox and inbox are beginning

0:08.1

to fill with the obligatory year end updates from family and friends. Exotic vacations,

0:14.5

fulfilling careers, the accomplishments of so many perfect children. Ah, it is the season.

0:21.5

And so we've collected a few Christmas news letters for some festive fun. Names and

0:26.8

locations have been changed, of course, because if there is one thing I've learned in all my years,

0:32.9

it's that there's always room to read between the lines. And chances are, it's a wonderful lie.

0:44.4

Welcome back to another episode of It's a Wonderful Lie. I'm Ashley Flowers. I'm here with Holly

0:52.5

Laurent. Hello everybody. And Greg Hess. Here we go. You guys, I'm excited about this letter. I'm

0:58.9

excited about every letter. I'm loving doing this show. They are so fun. Happy that everyone's

1:03.9

listening. Everyone's enjoying it with us. I kind of wanted to ask you today so I was reading

1:08.5

this letter getting ready for today. And one of the people in our letter makes this like kind of

1:14.3

unique craft and gift for people. Which maybe wonder, have you guys already started buying your

1:21.1

Christmas gifts this year? I mean, we're like down to the wire. I know we are down. Actually,

1:25.3

this is early for me. If I bought the, I haven't gotten Holly's present yet, but I do know when I'm

1:31.7

going to get you, I just haven't hit, I haven't hit order on it yet. We should say Greg and I are

1:36.9

married in case you guys were like four or five episodes. I think people didn't know that. Oh my god.

1:43.8

We're married too. Maybe they thought that we've got together over the course of this podcast. Those two

1:48.8

definitely have chemistry. They fell in love on air. So I'm going to close. Okay, so I'm going to

1:52.9

I want you to close your, I want to know what Greg's getting. Should I leave the room? No, I'll just

1:56.3

really, can you hear me? Okay, I'm getting Holly. I'm because you know, we're always home now.

2:02.0

I'm getting us new sheets, new like really nice sheets and new satin pajamas. Let's say Holly

2:10.3

hates to get up in the morning. So they're embroidered and they say, goof. I love it.

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