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wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain

that'll soak you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching

their peak in the afternoon.

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It's the Virch Show.

I'm really tiring of my own buffoonery. How many acts of buffoonery make a buffoon?

Like at some point or another, you just have to go like, this isn't circumstances. This is just who I am.

Well, I think it's going to be more of a calculation. It's not just how many acts, but it's how many acts within a given period of time.

So if you average one act of buffoonery a year, I don't think that makes you a buffoon.

Oh, I'm way higher than that.

If you are averaging, I think, one act of buffoonery a quarter, like if you got four buffooneries in a year, you're probably a buffoon.

I was going to say three, but I'm cool with four. Yeah, I was going to say three strikes, you're a buffoon.

So that's the rules of baseball.

If you're using those stats, is there anybody else in here that would be considered a buffoon?

I feel like we all wouldn't be sitting in here if we all weren't buffoons.

Yeah, that's a good point.

Kind of part for the course for this job.

I'm just curious before I share this latest one with you guys,

what's the latest act of buffoonery for each and every one of you

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