Got to be on the bright side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue

loose.

That's okay now I'm about to me.

On the right side, you got to be on the bright side you got me on the bright side

give me an h h

give me an i i give me a g g

give me an h h g me a s c h o'o l

s c h o'o l what does that spell? High school! That's right. Today we're discussing all things nerds, preps, jocks, and outcasts. How do you go from wanting to fit in to what am I going to do with the rest of my life in a matter of four years? The hormones, the tests, the drama.

Can you believe Steve from math class didn't ask me to prom?

This is the worst day of my life.

So get your number two pencils out and settled in your seats because we're talking high school on this episode of The Brighter Side.

Yeah, baby.

I really should have got stoned for this. This would have been more appropriate. I have a couple, like, weed stores from high school. Hell yeah. Did you smoke weed in high school? Well, once, which is my first official time, was at a cemetery with all the goth kids. And I thought that was pretty fun. I only took one puff because I was very scared.

Yeah. And the other time, the first time, my quote unquote friend sold me a bag of oregano. And then I get home and I try to smoke it and I'm like, hey, I call him up and I'm like, hey, this isn't getting me high. And he was like laughing at me and he said, come on, you're high, you're high and I was like no I'm. And then the next day, he told everybody at school that I called him and said,

your stuff got me so high when I sold her oregano.

He's a cop now.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, there you go.

There you go. Full-time trickster.

Full-time son of a bitch.

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