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The Brighter Side

20 Year Plan

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6612 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sometimes you need to sit down and prep for the future, and it's always a good idea to keep personal and professional goals on your radar. So that's what Amber and Ed did this week. So sit back and give a listen to their 20 Year Plans.

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0:00.0

We got to keep on the right side.

0:05.0

You got to keep on the right side.

0:10.0

I spend my paycheck off by the boost.

0:14.0

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be good.

0:18.0

All of the right side. You want to live on the bright side.

0:23.6

Sometimes life isn't about sitting back and letting things happen to you, but making a choice for how you want to live.

0:34.5

Let's be active with our dreams, starting no matter how small. Sometimes it's good to

0:39.9

sit back and think of yourself in the most perfect environment. Where are you? Is there music playing,

0:45.2

flowers, ocean, children, a private jet? Take some time to meditate because today we're going

0:52.4

in our future machine and discussing our 20-year plan on this

0:57.4

episode of The Brighter Side.

1:00.0

Ah.

1:01.0

You know, these have gotten so good, Amber.

1:03.3

He used to just always be, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so cold.

1:09.0

No matter what, I mean, in 20-year plan, I mean, you know, we were talking like, is the world still going to be there? I know. For the 20 years, the end, because we both broke it up into five years and we'll go through it. But I was like, 20 years, I just want to be alive. Yeah. No, that's the, that's the general goal. But we've got some jokes, right? Right. Should we start off with jokes? Sure. My first one's kind of something like that. Yeah, it's a 20-year plan is a kind of crazy thing to think about. Like, right now what I can think about is, well, I have all my teeth and toes. Right. Teeth and toes. I love my teeth and toes. Yeah. They're going to be the first to go. That's for sure. If you miss one, you're kind of messed up. Yeah, I got a couple teeth done. Now, smile. They're there. Yeah, you can't tell, but there is two missing. Oh, God. And I was born without two. So I got four missing teeth. so we'll see what happens. Well, that's because you were the biggest baby in Florida. So all that fiber optics had to go into your guts. Yeah, it had to go somewhere, you know. I probably ate those teeth for all. That's right. Numb, num nutrition. I used to have like a big wide gap in between these two front teeth. Uh-huh. And then my teeth were spread like this. And so I had a huge gap I could fit like quarters in. Really? Yeah, when I was like a little kid. And then I got braces that pushed them together. And then I got two fake teeth put here. So that these six front teeth are all fake. That's why they're so perfect. They look good, right?

2:34.5

Well, when you're buried in the ground, Eddie, they're going to find your teeth. They'll be like, who is this handsome young man? I'm going to donate them to some toothless fuck. That's right. That's right. I don't know why cults are so stigmatized. I mean, that is my retirement policy. Fuck it. I'll be the little old lady making sandwiches for the gang bank.

2:34.0

Everybody, they're who. stigmatized. I mean, that is my retirement policy. Fuck it. I'll be the little old lady making

2:51.6

sandwiches for the gang bank. Everybody, who the extra man is for anybody? That's right.

2:57.5

Secret sauce. Unless they had little kids in there, then I might be like, what's going on in there?

3:04.7

I'll tell you this. If I could look back at my 20-year plan 20 years ago, it probably wouldn't be far off from where I am now, except I wouldn't be married, and I'd definitely be dealing more drugs.

3:16.4

Right.

3:17.9

Ask like 20 years ago, Eddie.

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