Got to be on the bright side.

Got to be on the right side.

I spend my paycheck off my blue

loose.

That's okay now I'm about to me.

All on the right side. You got to be on the bright side You got to be all on the bright side

Funerals. Let's put the fun back in Ewe.

How do you want to go? Do you want your lifeless body to be thrown into a Vegas desert?

Jazz funeral. Set a blaze in a Viking funeral.

Cut into pieces and fed into vultures for a sky funeral.

Mushroom body bag?

What about a prank funeral where you tell all your friends and family you died and then sit

up in your casket and say, psych!

Hello!

Either way, soon the worms will eat your flesh and you'll be floating from heaven watching people masturbate.

Funerals are for the living to commemorate the dead.

And how do you want to be remembered when you go?

Today we're talking all things, cremation, caskets, and customs on funerals in this episode of The Brighter Side.

Hey, how you doing? Yeah, that was nice.

That's nice. I got a whole thing. I got animal funerals because animals have a lot of funerals and I got cultural funerals. I got these pulled up for later.

This is great because I made my shits more personal. Right. But that sounds great. I love that. I'm ready to learn. I got some personal stuff. Like, for example, my father died. Uh-huh. A man showed up in a white suit. Yes. Because my mother, get this, I would say more than 30, maybe 40 years ago, she denied a marriage promosal. Fucking dumped his ass. Dumped his ass.

And then he shows up to my father's in a white suit.

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