High School Dating (w/ Cameron Esposito)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Cameron Esposito (Put Your Hands Together, Queery podcast) discusses what it's like to host a show with her ex-wife, her past experience working as a circus ring leader, and how it feels to get dumped as a couple. Nicole shares her experience 'coming out' to her parents for liking dicks.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.4 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.3 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Oh, I won't you date me? |
| 0:27.8 | A podcast for me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though I will |
| 0:36.5 | tickle your tape and giggle all day. |
| 0:38.9 | My guest today, you know her, you love her, she was in Mother's Day. |
| 0:44.0 | She had a show called Take My Wife that's now on stars and you can download it. |
| 0:48.8 | She's a voice on Care Bears and she has to really awesome show at UCB Franklin on Tuesdays |
| 0:53.1 | called Put Your Hands Together. |
| 0:54.9 | It's Cameron Esposito! |
| 0:56.9 | Nicole, you know what's so fun is that I was lost in this factory where you record this |
| 1:02.4 | and you just didn't even emerge from the door but opened the door and just yelled, |
| 1:07.3 | Cameron, into the, and I felt so safe and it was from a place of, I was feeling very nervous |
| 1:13.7 | because this is like a dark warehouse. |
| 1:16.5 | You know, like it's very straight. |
| 1:17.7 | It's the evening and down town LA. |
| 1:21.2 | And down town LA, where the fuck are the people? |
| 1:22.8 | Not here. |
| 1:24.0 | Except there are people down here. |
| 1:26.7 | It's weird apparently I just learned today people live upstairs. |
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