Getting an STI from Grindr (w/ Matt Rogers)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

"If it got leaked - everyone would know that I'm really good at sucking dick." Matt Rogers (Las Culturistas podcast) discuss their experiences with Scientology, what it's like being too "intimidating" to date, and shares how he got his first STI from Grindr. Matt also details his last messy relationship, whether he considers himself to be a top or bottom, and his love for sending nudes. Interested in watching Nicole's sex tape? Just ask her after a live show! Send Matt your ass pics at @mattrogerstho. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me? Please! Tell me why!
0:17.9	Oh!
0:23.1	Oh, baby! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
0:26.2	Oh, I love to another episode of...
0:28.4	Oh, wow! Oh, you date me!
0:31.2	A podcast with me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:35.3	Even though if you asked me, I would use your come as mouthwash every day.
0:39.6	A minty friend of yours.
0:41.7	A little sick. I was sick in the other episode.
0:44.9	I'm just sick!
0:47.1	Okay, the person you heard today here...
0:49.8	He host Las Cuocoristas.
0:52.8	Yes.
0:53.4	So is the co-host of Oat the Tucka Rupal's Drag Race, recap podcast the only one in America.
0:59.1	Matt Roger!
1:03.0	I am also getting over an illness.
1:06.4	I mean, LA is sick.
1:08.5	LA, it's something in the air is at the smog.
1:11.2	It's probably the smog mixed with the rain we've been having.
1:14.6	I think this is so.
1:15.6	My god!
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