Building a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

"You get a social security number when you're born, you should also get a therapist that you have to see when you turn 13." Laura and Rachel (Girls on Porn podcast) teach Nicole how to create a sex roster, shares signs of a good therapist, discuss their favorite type of porn, and if they swipe right on friends. Nicole provides advice to young woman struggling with measuring their sexual expectations in life. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.0	A podcast for me.
0:30.0	Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:34.0	Even though if you asked me to pull back your foreskin and clean out your smag moth.
0:40.0	I won!
0:44.0	I wouldn't even spit it out.
0:46.0	Just kidding. I wouldn't that be gross.
0:50.0	My guest today, they have a podcast called Girls on Port.
0:54.0	It's on the Headgun Network.
0:56.0	I have Rachel and Laura!
0:58.0	Hi, everybody!
1:00.0	Rachel and Laura, how are you guys?
1:02.0	I'm so good.
1:04.0	Better now.
1:06.0	This is the first time I've been in LA.
1:08.0	Oh, crazy. I just lost my Los Angeles virginity.
1:10.0	And it was pretty smooth.
1:12.0	Okay, smoothed in the Unreal Virginity.
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