Building a Sex Roster (w/ Laura and Rachel)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 26 April 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
"You get a social security number when you're born, you should also get a therapist that you have to see when you turn 13."
Laura and Rachel (Girls on Porn podcast) teach Nicole how to create a sex roster, shares signs of a good therapist, discuss their favorite type of porn, and if they swipe right on friends. Nicole provides advice to young woman struggling with measuring their sexual expectations in life.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:28.0 | A podcast for me. |
| 0:30.0 | Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:34.0 | Even though if you asked me to pull back your foreskin and clean out your smag moth. |
| 0:40.0 | I won! |
| 0:44.0 | I wouldn't even spit it out. |
| 0:46.0 | Just kidding. I wouldn't that be gross. |
| 0:50.0 | My guest today, they have a podcast called Girls on Port. |
| 0:54.0 | It's on the Headgun Network. |
| 0:56.0 | I have Rachel and Laura! |
| 0:58.0 | Hi, everybody! |
| 1:00.0 | Rachel and Laura, how are you guys? |
| 1:02.0 | I'm so good. |
| 1:04.0 | Better now. |
| 1:06.0 | This is the first time I've been in LA. |
| 1:08.0 | Oh, crazy. I just lost my Los Angeles virginity. |
| 1:10.0 | And it was pretty smooth. |
| 1:12.0 | Okay, smoothed in the Unreal Virginity. |
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