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Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Cass.

And I'm Jackson Carnivali.

Oh, my God.

And today's topic is hiccups, because Cass has the hiccups.

Hick, hicc, hicc, hiccups. Hic-hick-h-hick-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hop. When I get the hiccups, I often also feel like I need to vomit. What about you guys?

No. I do, however, if I have the hiccups, I often also feel like I need to vomit. What about you guys? No. I do, however, if I have the hiccups and I force myself to cough, I hiccup. What? Oh, I want to see if that works. Oh, my God. Hang, we get a double check in the name of science. We get a double test. Okay, give it a good another go. Give it a little while. Give it a little while. We'll come back to it. We'll come back to it. I did, oh. I have to assume because it's upsetting your diaphragm. Yeah. Yeah, I, like, I shot my gun, you know.

I got a...

Showing your wad.

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