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0:52.1	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:53.2	I'm Jesse B.
0:54.2	I'm Cass. And today's topic is Shut Up for a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe B. I'm Cass.
0:55.0	And today's topic is crumb.
0:57.7	Oh, I'm little sprinkles.
1:00.4	Crumbs for some reason, which we are associating with a posh voice, even though the posh shouldn't leave crumbs.
1:14.8	You know what I mean?
1:15.8	The posh should lick their plates clean.
1:18.3	They should just eat so delicately they don't have to.
1:21.3	Oh no, they have crumbling French pastries.
1:23.3	There's no way they couldn't leave a crumb.
1:24.8	How do you eat, if you're like a vanilla slice, if you're a member of the wealthy elite, how do you eat that without causing a man? You have them served in hors d'oeuvre size. That's true. Plus you got a butler, so it doesn't matter. One who bottles. I really like crumbs when used as like an exclamation. Ah, crumbs.
1:45.0	Yeah, that is good. I've never used it like that. Amazing. Have you never heard of crumbs as like a... Nah. Ah, crumbs. Nah, because we didn't censor our household. Ah, so you're like, yeah, fuck. Yeah, have you ever seen a five? Yeah, I'll just be like... Ah, balls. No, please. I was just going to say for the good people, I'm making crumbs right now.
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