Crackers and Cookies and Biscuits
Shut up a Second
Sanspants Radio
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2019
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
Where we shut up for a second to talk about Crackers and Cookies and Biscuits.
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| 0:00.0 | Sans Pants Radio. We're all a little bit sun damaged. |
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| 0:57.1 | But... |
| 0:57.1 | I do, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da da da da da da da da da da. I really like Adam that the natural evolution of you not saying your name is silence. |
| 1:16.8 | Eventually you've not... |
| 1:17.7 | I was getting up to close the door. |
| 1:19.3 | I know. |
| 1:19.9 | But then... |
| 1:20.5 | Slowly. |
| 1:21.1 | You were slow about it. |
| 1:23.0 | I was not. |
| 1:24.0 | I was trying to be quiet about it. |
| 1:25.3 | Thank you very much. |
| 1:26.1 | You're welcome. |
| 1:26.8 | Quiet and slow. Same thing most of the time. What's the worst thing quiet about it. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Quiet and slow. |
| 1:27.6 | Same thing most of the time. |
| 1:29.4 | What's the worst thing to have on a cracker? No, we're not moving past this. Yeah, go on then. Which, okay, savory cracker, worst thing, Nutella. Yeah. We, no, good. Salty and sweet, baby. No. I love that shit. Oh, actually, no, Jackson immediately sold me on that. |
| 1:44.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:44.7 | Nutella on a... |
| 1:45.5 | The salty... |
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