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Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

Design, News, Entertainment News, Education, Self-improvement, Personal Journals, Arts, Society & Culture

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Brace yourselves Stoners, Brandi wants MT to carry this episode because her face hurts after getting a fresh set of veneers. She does manage to tell us about her most recent trip to New York, hitting the clubs in your 30s, and her killer Halloween costume, though. Tizzle is in an excellent mood and preaches about female empowerment and combating agism. She's the happiest and most confident she’s ever been! Your hosts talk about how wild it is that all these older men are marrying 20-year-olds, and speaking of literal children, Brandi is very upset with the main character’s choice of boy on The Summer I Turned Pretty. Dear MTs have them chatting high design, feeling behind in life, and managing money. Lastly and most importantly, Tizzle would like to retract some advice she offered last week after some tough love from Dom. Enjoy! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode: Cozy Earth – Go to cozyearth.com for up to 35% off site wide when you use the code “STONED” Mood – Try MOOD’s new THCa flower today! And for 20% off your first order and a FREE gram of THCa flower, go to hellomood.com and use promo code SWS Lume – Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code STONED at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod Cymbiotika – Visit cymbiotika.com and use code SWS for 20% off sitewide Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:37.0	Hey y'all, I'm Randy Cyrus. Wait, are we live?
0:39.0	And that's my mom Tish. Sorry she's stoned.
0:47.0	She's stoned. Hello. Hello. Hello. How's it going? It's okay. I feel like you're going to need to carry this episode because my mouth hurts.
1:03.0	Oh, that's right.
1:05.0	Should you tell the Stoners what you did today?
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:09.0	So Stoners, I went and got some veneers this morning.
1:15.0	I already have a few of my top teeth that I did forever ago.
1:18.6	Literally I got my first one in high school because my mom made me.
1:22.3	She was like, here like, we can't have your top teeth looking like that.
1:26.5	I had this one like not snaggled tooth, but just this one tooth that after almost three years of
1:31.8	braces would not come down.
1:34.4	I think Miley had a similar one, but mine was much worse.
1:37.4	And it was just really high up, this left one,
1:40.5	and the only way to make it look normal was a veneer.
1:43.6	So at 17, she drugged me in there.
1:46.0	And I got two veneers actually, because to do it,
1:50.0	they had to do the front one.
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