If he’s in white denim, he's not the one
Sorry We're Cyrus
Brandi and Tish Cyrus
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Daylight savings is depressing, y’all. Tizzle is in her feels about it symbolizing the end of summer as she wonders how many summers she has left. Brandi tries to pivot this pity party to talk about the reboot of Prison Break, but quickly changes gears to how holidays are a social construct and how you shouldn’t be forced to spend time fighting with your extended family. She then dives into some High Design and ponders what to do with a “thick daddy white beam” going through one of the rooms in her house as she tackles a painting project. (Well, hires someone to tackle it.) They then chat Off Limits before listening to your amazing Dear MTs, including messages from TWO MALE listeners. Who knew we had those? They chat breaking into Hollywood, work-life balance, fall fashion, and more! Tizzle’s tip of the day? If he’s in white denim, he’s not the one!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus. |
| 0:04.6 | Wait, are we live? |
| 0:06.1 | And that's my mom, Tish. |
| 0:13.0 | Sorry, she's stoned. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm sleepy. I'm sleepy. |
| 0:27.9 | It got dark here at 3.30. |
| 0:30.2 | Are you serious? That's what started getting dark. |
| 0:32.3 | Sun was down and gone by four. |
| 0:34.9 | Y'all, when Tiz called me a second ago, |
| 0:39.3 | she was down in some ice cream, |
| 0:41.0 | which usually means she stoned. |
| 0:43.4 | I'm so stoned. It's not okay. |
| 0:45.4 | Why are you so stoned? |
| 0:48.2 | I don't know, but it just made me re-download Chrome to get on this. |
| 0:50.8 | You say this every week. |
| 0:52.3 | When I was doing it, |
| 0:53.7 | it was like I was in the freaking twillas. |
| 0:59.2 | And then I was like, my God, it feels like I've been trying to download this for like 30 minutes. |
| 1:06.0 | Well, it did feel like a long time over here too, and I am not stoned. |
| 1:09.9 | Yeah, it was like what why is this |
| 1:12.2 | taken so long because you just don't have good luck with computers anyway yeah I just this |
| 1:19.7 | whole daylight savings time is such crap I agree like just stop it I mean like honestly like who wants it to get dark at 5 p.m? No one. It's, I'm telling you, it's four. It's four o'clock. It's dark. Yeah, because it's 4.15 here in Los Angeles right now, and it's getting almost dark. Yeah. I don't like it. I just don't like it. |
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