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Sorry We're Cyrus

Men are garbage!!

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

Design, News, Entertainment News, Education, Self-improvement, Personal Journals, Arts, Society & Culture

51.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Buckle in y’all; it’s time for a wake n’ bake! Your hosts are recording at 9:30am but that doesn’t stop Tizzle from having “the pot” and a Celsius in her hand. Also, PSA that we (MT) had some serious audio issues this week, so please forgive the chaos. You have to admit, it’s very on-brand though. Brandi is hooked on The Summer I Turned Pretty even though it’s for 15-year-olds and Tish shares a hilariously unfortunate situation she was in when meeting Kevin Costner (Kev for short, because they’re besties). Ya’ll called in with some amazing Dear MTs that allow Brandi to talk about her favorite topic: men being trash. Plus, we’ve got some High Design and advice on what to do if your partner doesn’t like it when you smoke! Thanks to our awesome sponsors for supporting this episode: Cozy Earth – Go to cozyearth.com for up to 35% off site wide when you use the code “STONED” Mood – Try MOOD’s new THCa flower today! And for 20% off your first order and a FREE gram of THCa flower, go to hellomood.com and use promo code SWS Lume – Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @lumedeodorant and get $5 off of your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code STONED at lumepodcast.com! #lumepod Cymbiotika – Visit cymbiotika.com and use code SWS for 20% off sitewide Don’t forget to rate, review, and follow the show. Plus, keep up with us between episodes on our Instagram page, @sorrywerestoned and be sure to leave us a voicemail at 1-516-7-STONER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:10.4

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0:23.0

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1:05.0

Hey y'all, I'm Brandy Cyrus. Wait, are we live? And that's my mom Tish.

1:15.0

Sorry, she's stoned.

1:21.0

Tish, more on time crutch. Yeah, we're already an hour late for the day. And it just started. You good?

1:32.0

I think so. Are we recording? Yes!

1:37.0

She's not stoned enough, y'all. I think can you hit it once or twice so you're a little pinsky?

1:41.0

Yeah, well, because we were supposed to record last night and my mom's like, I got to get my hair done at 3.30, y'all, it took three hours. Maybe longer.

1:54.0

Okay, so guys, I have this thing and I think my mom started me and that has my mom would not let me get my hair.

2:02.0

Like, my mother, she left long hair and I think it's because her mother did not let her have long hair.

2:10.0

Oh, like, my mother's just really like to control. So whatever. So mom would let me have short hair.

2:17.0

And then in ninth grade, Missy will tell you, we'll have her on Monday. I decided I literally was so scrawny.

2:26.0

The flattest boobs you've ever seen. And literally, okay, I am stoned. So leading in the ninth grade by seeing your year, I had the biggest boobs.

2:37.0

Because you got fake ones? No. Oh, just puberty happened. Yeah.

2:42.0

You know, I'm not a boomer. No, I know. And so anyway, long story short, at the worst time when I like this gangly with the biggest mouth of braces.

2:53.0

Well, I'm told me I can't get my hair so I've hit it anyway and I kept it like to hear with bangs. I'm sorry, I could not have been more giddy.

3:04.0

So I have this thing about taking my hair. But as you can tell, so I mean, it's not short. It's short for me, but I'm kind of loving it.

3:15.0

It's not short at all. First of all, and second of all, it looks great. And this is what you should always do from now on.

3:20.0

And I mean, honestly, it was also last night. I was not loving it being cut. So I had to go look at my hair at a lease. It is absolutely amazing. It belongs.

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