Here Lies Zoe Ball

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Frozen p**s, loads of gags and a rave up rave up! Former Radio 2 breakfast queen and one half of the Dig It podcast, Zoe Ball joins Mel in podcast purgatory. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to mel@deathpodcast.co.uk A Sony Music Entertainment production. Check out the Dig It podcast here: linktr.ee/digitpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I like that we've sort of tidied it all up. It's all done. I feel like I've come in here.
0:03.9	It's a one-stop shop. Carboard or a basket. That's fine. Burn me. Done. Boom. Boob.
0:10.3	Bown. Frozen piss. Bottle. Loads of gags. Rave up. Rave up. Sorted it. We've done it.
0:18.1	This is such a great service. Can I pay you for this? Hey there. I'm Mel Gedroich and this is such a great service. I, can I pay you for this?
0:23.0	Hey there, I'm Mel Gerdroich, and this is the podcast where we invite fabulous guests to plan their dream death.
0:29.0	Welcome to...
0:33.6	Well, there's a wheel.
0:37.0	There's a wink. there's a wake.
0:41.5	And hark, what poor soul joins me in podcast purgatory today.
0:45.6	Why?
0:46.8	It's only a blonde bombshell of a national treasure.
0:49.5	The former Queen of Breakfast Radio, a woman who has roused more Britons from slumber
0:53.3	than a double espresso
0:54.6	chased with a car alarm. You can't say she didn't make the most of life. She certainly had a ball.
0:59.6	It's the marvellous.
1:02.0	So, so, sorry, sorry, so we're always. Why did I never get jingles like that on Radio 2?
1:14.6	For goodness sake.
1:16.0	Exactly.
1:16.9	How can you remember your...
1:18.5	Delightfully choral.
1:21.3	Can you remember what your jingles on Radio 2 sounded like?
1:26.1	I think it was really irritating. I can't, all I can sing
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