Very drunk, disheveled man approaches us.

And I didn't really hear what he said. What I heard was, Hey, mate, you're pretty good-lucky, gorgeous girl. I don't even yank y' y'allah. Goody, mate. I'm Mel Godreux. This is the podcast where we get celebrities on to plan their perfect send-off. Music, flowers, coughing, the lot. It's a bit like fantasy football, but for funerals, who are you? Who are you?

Welcome to...

Where there's a wind. There's a wink. There's a wink.

And who's that wandering, the Elysian hills of the afterlife?

Well, it's only a cheerful bloody Ozzy who's come to toss shrimp onto the celestial Barbie.

Oh yes.

He's sprinted through the last leg of life and is now crossed into the Great Beyond.

It is the utterly delightful.

Adam is, Adam is, Adam is, Adam is.

That's so lovely, but I'm going to be really honest,

with you, with the wings behind you and this whole setting,

and you're saying,

this is one we've wanted for quite some time, it sounds like you're in the afterlife.

It sounds like I have died.

I know that's the point of this, but it's like you're going, oh, we've wanted this guy dead for a while.

Also, I suddenly realized as I was saying that, it sounded really rude.

This is one we've wanted.

Like a sort of commodity.

Adam Hills, I'm very, very sorry.

That was not a good interview.

Oh, I know how the industry works.

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