Oh, Harriet.

The funeral.

Oh, God. Mel, this is so... I can't believe I'm here thinking about this. I can't believe you're making me... Everyone just reacts and just answers this like normally. As if it's like a normal day out. This is, Mel, this is madness. Okay, my family is there. All the people I love. All right, then, Celestial listeners slash viewers gather round. Yeah, like a campfire, isn't it, this new tech?

It's me, Mel Gerdroit, your ever-dutiful administrator of the afterlife,

here to welcome yet another beloved celeb who's taken the express elevator to the Great Beyond.

Clip-Clop, clip-clop, through the pearly turnstiles we trot.

Welcome to...

Welcome to... Well, there's a wheel. There's a wink. There's awake. There's awake.

Now, before I do the big reveal, aka who is joining us in podcast afterlife, can I just say, what a raucous time we're having over on six feet under?

It's the side hustle you never knew you needed. Can you hear it through the glass window? They're having a great time, aren't they? Join us.

The belly laughs are elevated. We dig into you lot, our death community with your fabulous correspondence.

And we make our celebrity guests slightly uncomfortable when we put them on the clock. All that, yes, all that,

for the unprincily sum of £3.99 in month. Come on, that's good value, man. That's like a cappuccino,

a ponccey one, decaf, possibly a bit more than that. Well worth it if you've

got 20 minutes alone with your thoughts and would rather be having fun with us, just saying.

Now, who graces us with their heavenly or hellish presence today then? Just a stand-up comedian

so delightfully chaotic she could make a ghost corpse laugh. A woman who's graced stages across the land,

conquered panel shows,

and most recently survived the emotional warfare

that was the first series of Last One laughing.

She's sharp, she's silly,

she's gloriously unhinged in the best possible way.

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