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Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Here Lies Lucy Porter

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Grabber pals, IKEA meatballs and a self aggrandising eulogy... Stand up comic and TV game show afficionado Lucy Porter meets Mel in purgatory. Want the episodes ad free AND extra content from Mel and the guests, PLUS everything from the Kathy Burke archive? 6 Feet Under gets knee deep in all your cracking correspondence. Head to wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. AND If you've got a story for us, send it over to mel@deathpodcast.co.uk A Sony Music Entertainment production. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hiya, lovely day, isn't it? Oh, hi, yes. Yes, gorgeous weather. Why do I say hello to everybody? I can't help it. I just want one silent woodland walk. Morning! Oh, oh, look, a bench. Finally, some quiet time to myself in nature. Right, before I'm interrupted again, I wanted to share something really lovely with you, listeners.

0:23.8

The Woodland Trust is the UK's largest woodland conservation charity, caring for over a thousand

0:28.9

woods across the UK, and all are free to visit. What's more, they offer trees, areas of woodland,

0:34.5

benches and posts to dedicate to someone that you cherish. On top of this,

0:39.0

you'll receive a dedications pack in memory of your loved one either by post or email,

0:43.8

containing a personalized certificate, a map of your dedicated area, and information on the

0:49.0

woodland that you've chosen. So you can actually go and visit it, enjoy it, and have a place

0:53.7

that's truly special to remember them.

0:55.9

In-memory dedications start from a suggested donation of just £20,

1:00.0

and every dedication directly supports the Woodland Trust's vital work, protecting and restoring woodland.

1:06.7

Visit the Woodland Trust website to start your dedication at woodlandtrust.org.org

1:11.6

forward slash wake.

1:14.8

Wait, Mel, why did you just say expresso?

1:17.9

Well, it is espresso.

1:19.4

It's espresso.

1:20.6

There's no ex-mell.

1:21.5

I can't do this with you.

1:22.5

Oh, please.

1:23.6

What, like when you said pacifically instead of specifically.

1:27.1

That was one time, okay? Yeah, sure, whatever you say, goddess. Anyway, what are you eating over there? Oh, this? Oh, it's just some blueberries and this delicious, faggy total yogurt. Fagy? Yeah, well, that's right, isn't it? No, apparently it's pronounced fire. We've been doing this wrong the entire time. Oh, okay. Fire.

1:45.3

Anyway, it's unreal. It's thick, creamy and delicious.

1:49.2

Oh, I know. I love it too.

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