So I say these little prayers. I don't want to feel any pain. I want to die in a dignified way.

I don't want the people around me to be scared.

Quite demanding that.

A lot of demands.

Yep, okay. Anything else?

Step forward, my spectral sweethe. It's me, Mel Gederdroit, your chipper concierge to the Great Beyond.

For this is the podcast where our celebrity guests may well have taken their final bow,

by which we mean they've carked it, they're dead, finito,

but even though they're gone, they're not giving up the spotlight.

Oh no, my darlings, because they're here to tell us all about it.

Welcome to...

Well, there's a wheel. There's a wink. There's a wake.

And today's guest?

She's a corker as well as a carca.

A woman who has stared down the chaos of Taskmaster and lived to tell the tale.

A woman whose new stand-up show, Cockney Stacking Doll, is so layered, it makes an onion look emotionally shallow.

She's sharp, she's fearless,

she's funnier than anything you should legally be allowed to listen to while operating heavy machinery,

and she's here to tell us all about her death.

Let's hope it's not gory.

Fatia,

Fatia, Fatia, Fatia, Fatia, Al-Quri. Oh my God, Fathia, Fattia, Fattia, Fattia, Fattia, Fahua, Oh my God, I love that. Can I have it as my ringtone? Of course he, bloody can. I love him. Now, Fati, I don't know if you know how this show works. It is, as you've probably guessed, a little bit deathy. Yes. Yeah? I'd say very deafy.

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