So my dad fought against Saddam Hussein's regime and my dad lost, he got mustergust poisoning

in battle from that sort of stuff. So I've grew up with somebody that was literally ready to,

you know, I've got family members that have died fighting for what they want. And then I'm there like

telling jokes is hard. How does, Do you know, Dad?

I know.

But have you been

Jongler's Portsmouth

in its heyday, Dad?

I mean,

you're speaking about the bathers.

How bad could it have been?

Have you seen

Hindus in Nottingham, Dad?

It's so true, isn't it? It's so true.

Greetings, I'm Mel Gerdroych. This is the podcast where your favourite humans tell us all about their very own funerals.

Welcome to...

Where there's a wing, there's a wink, there's a wake.

Gather round, Medears, today's guest is a man who's carved out his comedy career with precision,

from live at the Apollo to Celebrity Master Chef, proving he can handle both punchlines and poultry.

He's co-host of the Ain't Got a Clue podcast, so is contractually obliged to make this all up as he goes along. But nonetheless, as one of the UK's only Kurdish comedians, he's determined to make sure his voice is well and truly Kurd.

It's the magnificent.

Cake curd. Cake, curd.

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