Here Lies Tim Vine
Where There's A Will, There's A Wake
Sony Music
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 April 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, the last funeral I was out, I was, I was, I was, eventually a policeman came over and said, I'm going to arrest you. |
| 0:06.6 | I said, for crying out loud, he said, yes. |
| 0:10.3 | Ha ha ha. |
| 0:15.6 | I love those jokes that just said, yes. |
| 0:18.5 | Love that. |
| 0:19.7 | Hey there, I'm Mel Gadroich, and this is the podcast where brilliant guests come to plot out their dream death. |
| 0:25.4 | Welcome to... |
| 0:26.4 | Where there's a win. |
| 0:33.3 | There's a wink. |
| 0:35.3 | There's a wink. |
| 0:37.9 | Boy, do we have a belter of a guest for you today. |
| 0:41.1 | In fact, I heard it through the grapevine that this man has crafted more one-liners than a Christmas cracker factory. |
| 0:47.6 | This is a funny way to describe him, the human joke machine, because he's very, very much more than that. |
| 0:52.7 | He is skin and bone and flesh and all those things. He is absolutely marvellous. We're very, very lucky to have him. Someone else on? It's Angela Rippen. No, it is. Angela Rippoff. Angela Rippoff, Britain. Oh. She's bloody in that Isn't she She was not a thing |
| 1:11.9 | Yeah |
| 1:12.1 | Julia Somerville |
| 1:12.9 | I think |
| 1:13.3 | Not Wiffon |
| 1:13.9 | Oh no no |
| 1:14.7 | And Gloria |
| 1:15.7 | Honeypot |
| 1:16.7 | No no |
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