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So if you've listened to this podcast before, you'll know words like

feature quite heavily. So if you've got kids listening or you're easily offended,

I'd highly advise you to...

Oh hello, I'm Kathy Burke, and welcome to this uncomfortable corner of the podcast realm,

where your tummy permanently rumbles, your trousers about and won't undo,

and with every fart you follow through.

It's a place of eternal discomfort, and speaking of discomfort,

it's like Satan's stove in this studio, someone get the aircon on.

Welcome to...

As we plod along wondering what it's all about, it's time to welcome our guest to this hopeless

hovel. While some podcasts dick about and talk a bit about football,

this podcast talks about what dicks you don't want at your funeral,

and joining us today to talk about their fantasy death is everyone's favourite fishing man.

Hello Kathy!

Hello Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Mortimer, that was your jingle.

I see, yeah. You know, he's fed little bubs in there.

How are you?

I'm not too well, but you know, that's like it, man.

You're not too well.

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