Here Lies Joe Lycett

Where There's A Will, There's A Wake

Sony Music

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

It’s a shot to the back of the head in a hammock, a reincarnation as a diddling monkey and an unexpected musical accompaniment to the cremation – it could only be one thing, Joe Lycett’s fantasy funeral. It wasn’t easy to let you go, Joe. Also check out ‘Joe Lycett – More, More, More! How Do You Lycett? How Do You Lycett?’ which is streaming now at watch.joelycett.com. Joe Lycett vs David Beckham: A Got Your Back Christmas Special airs at 9pm on Channel 4 on 15th Dec. Want to listen to the show ad-free AND get access to extra episodes every week? Subscribe to 6 Feet Under to get access to special bonus episodes where you can join Kathy as she steps away from fantasy and rifles through your real funeral tales. Visit Where There’s A Will There’s A Wake on Apple Podcasts or wheretheresawilltheresawake.com to subscribe. A Somethin’ Else and Sony Music Entertainment production Find more great podcasts from Sony Music Entertainment at sonymusic.com/podcasts and follow us at @sonypodcasts To bring your brand to life in this podcast, email [email protected] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:45.7	well, it's probably best you turn this **** podcast off right now.
0:50.7	Hello, I'm Kathy Burke and welcome to this dark corner of the podcast sphere where the bus
0:58.7	always misses you stop and the trains all terminate at the wrong station. It's a place of eternal
1:05.2	confusion. Whoa, what was that? Something will swipe by me then. I was going to see what it was.
1:12.9	What was it? Oh wait a second, there's only one thing that moves that quickly in this world
1:17.3	of the dead and that's Liz Trussi's career. So, welcome to
1:31.9	as we hear the racket of buckets being kicked across the globe, it's time to welcome our guests
1:37.2	to this rotten realm. Now some podcasts ask their guests for and it goes to their youth or they
1:44.0	dive into current affairs but not on this show. No, on this show, we ask our guests to plan
1:50.7	their dream funeral because I hate to say it is going to happen. So why not prepare for it now?
1:58.0	And joining me today to tell us all about their fantasy funeral is the gorgeous
2:07.0	Wow, hello, that's fun. You never had a choir sing your name? No, I'm not a choir
2:12.9	sing. It's unusual to start with a jingle on a podcast. Oh, is it? Yeah, I don't think it's ever
2:17.0	happened to me before. Oh, right. Amazing. So I don't really listen to him. No, you're right.
2:21.9	Not to. They're all shit. Not one of them's good. So what you've been up to, Joe?
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