Wait, can I tell you my one piece of like fun and exciting news? Yeah. So, you know, I moved recently and made a selection of where to live in the like fall slash winter.

It's now spring and all of the plants in the yard have started blooming.

And I'll tell you what's fucking fun, Michael.

As it turns out, I have two blueberry bushes, a cherry tree, and an apricot tree.

Fruit for days.

No more ultra-processed foods.

Only homegrown flaming hot cheetahs.

When I was growing up, we also had a blueberry bush in the backyard.

It's like a cherished memory from my childhood, like eating these homegrown blueberries.

And then one day when me and my brother were like, I think, five and seven or something, we beat it with sticks.

And then it never gave blueberries again.

I was about to be like, oh, my God, we also had blueberry bushes in the backyard.

It was also a cherished childhood memory of mine.

Yeah. But then you really lost me at beat it with sticks and somehow killed a blueberry bush.

But you were not a boy, a little boy who was like, I need to inflict violence on this beautiful

thing for no reason. I was a little girl who was drinking pond water and calling it magic potion.

This explains so much about us.

There's kind of no point in saying our names at the beginning of the show anymore so we can

just say, I'm someone who beat a blueberry bush with sticks.

I'm someone who drank pond water.

Absolutely.

Okay, so I have a tagline.

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