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Hey, the Bert Show. So I have a question.

Then I was thinking about this morning and I need to put therapists on the voice

disguiser. I don't want you to say yes if this is the case or not, but I was really curious.

So you know how like sometimes in your life when you're going to go to your therapist,

it's just a more dramatic couple of weeks than others, right?

So I feel like I'm spilling the tea. Girl Susan, wait till you hear what's happened this past week.

So that's exactly where I'm going with this. Look, at the end of the day, therapists are people

too, right? They love the tea just like everybody else. Now I know when I walk into my therapist

that she's there to help, but I am really curious if there are therapists that are more eager

to see some patients than others just based on almost the soap opera or Netflix series events

that happen in these. Some people are just going to be more dramatic than others, right?

So do you think that there are some therapists that are like, oh my god, I can't wait to find out

what happened with Bert this week? Oh my god. Last time I talked to Kristen, this was on the table.

I am so excited to see how it's played out. Now she's going to help you. Of course.

Or he's going to help you, of course. But do you think that therapist kind of looked that way

also like, oh, it's Tuesday. Bert's going to have an update. I think 100%. Yes.

One eight five five virtue. And again, we will put you on the voice,

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