Cassie Can Never Show Her Face At Her Local Coffee Shop After Saying This To A Barista!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2023
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Love what you're hearing? |
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| 0:12.6 | Alex met Sam at nursery. |
| 0:14.5 | They were first loves. |
| 0:16.6 | They built thoughts together, shared sandwiches in high school, |
| 0:21.9 | and with each other's first kiss. |
| 0:24.6 | They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music. |
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| 0:42.7 | Hey, the Burt Show. |
| 0:44.3 | Alright, real quick, ladies, where are the dudes? |
| 0:46.9 | You're always asking where are the dudes? |
| 0:48.5 | Where can I find man, right? |
| 0:50.4 | It starts today. |
| 0:51.7 | The PGA tour stops in Atlanta today. |
| 0:54.5 | And what club did we just say? |
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