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The Bert Show

Her Parents Are Bribing Her To Have Children!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

She's been married for a year and the PLAN is to have kids in the future, but her parents want to be grandparents NOW! So much so that they're willing to bribe her! Should she take it?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.1

She's being bribed by her parents to have kids quicker than she wants.

0:06.3

Who's got this email?

0:07.1

I do.

0:08.2

All right.

0:08.5

So, a birch show listener hits us up.

0:10.2

Okay, tell me if I'm crazy.

0:12.1

But has anyone else out there ever been bribed by their parents to have a baby?

0:17.9

Let me stop down and give the phone number out.

0:20.0

1-855-5-3-3-7-4-6.

0:22.0

8-5-2-37-4-6.

0:24.8

I am 25, been married for a year,

0:27.9

and my husband and I have talked about starting a family eventually.

0:31.0

We're just not in a rush.

0:33.0

I'm thinking probably after I turn 30.

0:35.9

But my parents, especially my dad, oh, they're ready for grandkids

0:40.2

like now. And apparently they're willing to pay for them. No joke, my dad offered me $10,000 to get

0:49.0

pregnant right now. What? Like legit cash. He said he's investing in his future as a grandpa and started naming all the things I

0:57.3

could do with the money.

0:58.2

New car, vacation, nursery setup.

1:01.7

I really thought he was joking at first.

1:04.5

He was not.

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