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Forget about what you know about traditional quote-unquote love languages.

What are those love languages?

There's five of them.

And I can't remember who wrote the book on them.

But there's one that's like acts of service and words of affirmation and physical touch and all the things that you typically expect when it comes to a relationship.

But it turns out there's about a thousand more.

We're going to give a shout out to Gary Chapman, who wrote that book.

Shut up to Gary Chapman.

Love languages.

Our king Gary Chapman.

Well, this guy named Paul Conway, what you know about Paul Conway on TikTok, who says

that actually, you may have your own unique love language that Gary Chapman hasn't discovered

yet.

These are the other love languages.

Words of sarcasm. Matching your freak. Sending reels. Fighting. For getting scheduled events.

Leaving a party early together. Being in on the bit. Descending into Hades for you. Making a playlist.

Yearning. Shutting up. Spotting on bench, being sassy, giving you their pickles,

taking your pickles, turning back to look at you in the underworld and then losing you forever.

Or like any main character in one of our fantasy novels, making a deal with a high fay in order

to release you from whatever Tamlin was a part of under the Mountain. Why did you do that again? We're talking about our

Akatar series. But I was wondering, do you guys have a love language

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