Her Boyfriend Wants To Break Up With Her Over Her Hairy Pits!

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🗓️ 21 June 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Her boyfriend is threatening to break up with her over her hairy armpits! Should she shave or cut HIM from her life?

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0:00.0	The Fertchow.
0:01.6	So our hairy armpits really that big of an offense
0:04.5	that you would break up with somebody over them.
0:07.4	That's the issue Kate is dealing with right now.
0:10.0	Hey Kate, thanks so much for joining the Bert Show.
0:12.0	Hey guys. Hey, all, thanks so much for joining the Bert show. Hey, all right, so detail what's going on with this new guy you're dating and the fact that he is very much
0:20.7	against your hairy armpits.
0:23.0	So I'm dating the most amazing man.
0:27.0	He checks every single one of my boxes.
0:29.0	Nobody does.
0:30.0	And we've really been dating for a couple of months.
0:32.0	And honestly, we really hit it off but there is just like one
0:38.3	thing about me he absolutely cannot stand and I don't know if I'm willing to change it for me. I'm just not sure.
0:48.0	All right and what is that thing? So you know I'm a natural girly, right?
0:53.2	I'm really all about the natural products
0:56.7	that try to only use natural products.
0:59.0	I'm all about being organic,
1:00.4	and I embraced a vegan lifestyle
1:02.2	like a couple of years ago and you know my guy is really
1:06.1	cool with all that but he is not cool with my armpits in the fact that there's
1:11.2	hair under there like how older we you know it's
1:14.9	summer and it's bleeding hot so of course you know I've been wearing some paint
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